For the high-functioning legends whose anxiety doesn't listen to therapy.

You've done the work. Your mind gets it. But your nervous system is still running like you're in danger.

CALIBRATED

AS FUCK

The recalibration that takes you from 10/10 anxious to solid as fuck, in weeks, not years.

This isn't therapy. It's 12 weeks of forensic nervous system recalibration for the ones who've tried everything for their anxiety, and it's still running the show.

1:1. Built for the brilliant, self-aware legends who know all the "right" things to do when anxiety hits... but their system won't fucking listen.

I spent years reading criminals. Now I read the truth your nervous system's been holding while everyone else calls it “just anxiety”.

Same training. Different crime scene.

Your anxiety has been trying to tell you something. But your body doesn't speak therapy.

Your anxiety has been trying to tell you something. But your body doesn't speak therapy.

Anxiety has been trying to tell you something. But your body doesn't speak therapy.

You've hired the coaches. Done the breathwork. Tried the medication. You can name your triggers, track your patterns, and you know exactly what you "should" do when anxious energy hits.

But you're still living at two speeds: go-go-go or completely crashed. Everything's rushed and fast, or you can't move at all. You're the one doing seventeen things at once, while that fidgety energy won't let up, and your stomach's in knots.

The minute it gets dark, your nervous system amps up like it's preparing for war. And you're so damn disciplined that when you reach for whatever regulates that restless energy or impulse-buy at midnight, it stings even more.

You look regulated. You lead well. But your system's still wired like peace is dangerous and stillness means something's wrong.

This isn't mindset. This is your nervous system presenting evidence of a case that never got closed.

Everyone's treating this like it's anxiety that needs managing. But anxiety isn't the problem, it's the evidence.

Your nervous system isn't broken. It's been presenting a case file for years that everyone's been calling "anxiety" instead of investigating what it's actually protecting.

This isn't stress. It's unfinished business.

Calibrated as Fuck is where we finally crack the case.

I don't do gentle. I do precise. And the evidence has been hiding in plain sight long enough.

Let's close the case no one else could solve.

Let’s tell the truth no one else will.

What’s actually running the show

It's not just anxiety. It's the survival code still running underneath everything.

The old programming that made you the strong one, the reliable one, the one who holds it all together, even when your nervous system is screaming for a break.

You've built your identity around being unshakeable. But your system never learned it was safe to actually relax.

And it's hijacking your peace, your sleep, your ability to sit still without reaching for something to regulate.

This is where we drag it out of the shadows and recalibrate it at the source.

I won't coddle these patterns. I'll hunt them down like the fugitives they are, expose their entire operation, and dismantle them piece by piece.

Shadow hunting season is open.

Your nervous system has been running this operation for years. How much longer will you let it run the show?

When your system finally gets the message.

Text message expressing excitement about physical and mental transformation after two weeks of being in Calibrated as Fuck, mentioning therapy, mindfulness, and personal growth.

Week 2.


She stopped reaching for the scroll, the snack, the next thing.
Not because she forced herself to, but because her body didn’t need the escape anymore.
She didn’t numb.
She didn’t optimise.
She stayed.

And her system didn’t freak the fuck out.

THE EVIDENCE YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM IS PRESENTING

Where anxiety actually lives, and what it's costing you

This isn't about "wellness." This is about a nervous system that looks fine on the surface but stays wired for chaos underneath.

You call it anxiety, but it's your system running background checks 24/7. The jaw hasn't unclenched in years. Sleep is broken because your nervous system won't stand down. You're mentally calm but physically tense, like you're waiting for something to go wrong.

You've tried every breathing technique, every meditation app, every supplement. But your system still amps up when it gets dark. Still reaches for regulation through your phone, sugar, vaping, alcohol or impulse purchases. You can't sit in stillness without needing to check, fix, or manage something.

Chronic pains. Unexplained headaches. Gut issues that flare. A body that feels foreign, like it's working against you instead of with you.

And here's what happens when your nervous system finally gets the message:

You can finally sit in silence without reaching for your phone, alcohol, sugar, credit card or vape to regulate. Money comes in and you don't immediately find ways to spend it back down to your comfort zone. You wake up actually rested, no more of that 2-4 am wide-eyed ceiling stare or grinding your jaw all night. 

You open your laptop, and your nervous system doesn't amp up like something's about to go wrong. Your partner gets quiet, and you don't spiral into "what did I do wrong?"

You actually want to train at the gym instead of forcing yourself through another workout because you feel like yourself again. People invite you out and you say yes because you want to be there, instead of declining out of wondering how you’re going to feel on the night. 

You speak your truth without flinching. You launch without your nervous system hijacking the process. You rest without earning it first. You feel at home in your own body instead of constantly managing it.

Your capacity ceiling goes through the roof because you're not spending energy managing what's already resolved.

What your system was protecting was the root. The anxiety was just the alarm.

CASE CLOSED: THE EVIDENCE SPEAKS

You’ve heard the theory. Here’s what happens when your nervous system finally gets the message.

These shifts were before I added Spinal Energetics into the mix. The precision’s only deepened since.

“I have noticed a very distinct change to anxiety and stress levels. I felt much calmer after the very first session actually, after working through those trapped emotions around feeling abandoned. I feel happier overall, less stressed, and calmer. That’s undeniable”

K. F. — Entrepreneur

“I came in pretty anxious, stressed, and overwhelmed. After just six sessions, every area of my life, emotional, mental, physical, and spiritual, had shifted. I’m not the same person. I finally feel free from my past.”

Hannah G. — Service-based business owner

Real, Tracked Results

  • Entrepreneur. High-functioning. Stressed as hell.
    6 sessions later, his system said something different:

    Metrics (10 = worst):
    → Stress: 8 → 1
    → Anxiety: 9 → 1

    Metrics (10 = best):
    → Personal growth: 5 → 9
    → Empowered: 3 → 9
    → Peaceful: 1 → 7
    → Emotional health: 5 → 8
    → Physical health: 2 → 9
    → Energy: 5 → 9

  • 6 sessions. From shutdown to sovereign.

    Metrics (10 = worst):
    → Stress: 10 → 3
    → Anxiety: 10 → 0

    Metrics (10 = best):
    → Empowered: 2 → 10
    → Peaceful: 0 → 5
    → Emotional health: 0 → 7
    → Physical health: 5 → 10
    → Confidence: 2 → 10
    → Sleep: 3 → 8
    → Energy: 2 → 10

This isn't placebo.

It's what happens when we finally crack the case your nervous systems been building for years.

THE case BREAKDOWN

How we dismantle the operation:

1 x Baseline Assessment & Spinal Energetics

Initial assessment and evidence collection. We identify what your nervous system’s still protecting against that keeps the anxiety running. We're tracking live patterns, not excavating your childhood for shits and giggles.

3 x Shadow Interrogation & Pattern Exposure Sessions

I don't validate the patterns keeping you anxious, I expose them. That hypervigilance you're calling "being prepared"? The way you sabotage when things get calm? The control you're calling "being responsible"?

We're dragging it into the light. No coddling. No breathing exercises. No "just relax" bullshit.

Your patterns have been running the anxiety for years, disguised as protection. Time to expose the whole operation.

We don't manage anxiety. We close the case.

4 x Cold Case Reinvestigation & Spinal Energetics

This is where we reopen the files that keep your nervous system on high alert. Every anxious response you have now traces back to an original incident your nervous system is still protecting against. We reconstruct the crime scene, flip the verdict, and update the evidence your nervous system's been carrying.

Your system decided "stillness = danger"? We're correcting that record. This isn't therapy. It's forensic reinvestigation that overturns the old convictions, keeping you wired.

3 x Spinal Energetics Sessions

Years of stored anxiety, released without interrogation. Your nervous system confesses what it's been holding. I just read the signals. No performance required.

Final Assessment & Spinal Energetics (Week 12)

Case closed. Every shift documented. No guesswork. Just hard evidence of nervous system recalibration.

WhatsApp Access (Mon–Fri)

Because breakthroughs don't wait for appointments. Direct line when your system starts talking.

Limited availability. I work with a small number of legends at a time to ensure precision. If this is calling you, don't wait.

Apply to recalibrate.

If your nervous system whispered, "This is it," that wasn't curiosity. That was your system identifying the case closure it's been waiting for. The question is: how much longer will you wait to give it what it's been asking for?

This work isn't for everyone, but if it's for you, you already know.

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— K. F. — Entrepreneur

"Hollie imo, has a very unique gift when it comes to working with people to get to the root cause of these trapped emotions. I'm a highly rational male, and entered this with a fair bit of healthy scepticism.

I was quite surprised with what came up for me, and the ease at which Hollie was able to guide me through these journeys. She is good at what she does, and can tell she has a genuine passion for this. She's calm and understanding and having now experienced it all myself, I do truly recommend someone that is feeling drawn to this to give it a go.

You're in good hands with Hollie"

Your patterns aren't getting weaker with time. They're getting smarter. The longer you wait, the deeper they hide.

FAQs

  • 12 weeks. One session per week.
    We alternate between deep-dive 90s and focused 45s.

    Tuesdays or Wednesdays, between 9am–2pm AWST (Perth time).
    If that works for your rhythm, we’re good to go.

  • No journaling. No busywork.
    The shift happens in session.
    If something moves between calls, you've got WhatsApp.


    This is recalibration, not more to manage.

  • This isn’t talk therapy where you loop the same story.
    We’re not over-analysing or spiralling through your past.

    We track exactly where your system locked down, and release it.
    No over-explaining. Just precise, body-led recalibration that actually sticks.

  • Only if your system brings it up. We’re not digging. We’re tracking. What’s live in your body now is where the work is.

  • Most clients feel their nervous system start to calm by Session 2. This isn't a slow burn, it's recalibration. Every session builds traction toward that 10/10 anxiety to calm as fuck shift

  • I’m flexible, not casual.
    Reschedules happen. But consistency matters.
    If 12 weeks feels too much right now, it’s probably not your season.

  • Yep. Zoom sessions only.
    As long as you can meet Tues or Wed, 9am–2pm AWST (Perth), you’re in.

The anxiety stops here.

You've tried everything else. Now it's time to close the case your nervous system's been building for years.

If your system's whispering "this is it"… that's not a fluke. That's a confession.

Want proof this work actually lands?

Start with What’s Still Running You, a 45-minute forensic investigation that exposes what your anxiety is actually protecting.

This isn't just a masterclass. It's evidence. Your jaw. Your gut. Your fidgeting. Your shutdown. All of it has a trail.

→ Your mind moved on.
→ Your nervous system didn’t.

Now you’ll see exactly what’s still running the anxiety, and how to close the case.

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