For the ones who’ve done the work, and still feel wired like it’s not over. You’ve processed everything. But your system’s still on. Still clenched. Still ready.

CALIBRATED

AS FUCK

This isn’t therapy. It’s 12 weeks of forensic nervous system recalibration.
1:1. Built for the self-led, the ones who’ve done the healing and are still carrying the residue.

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You get it. But your body doesn’t.

You get it. But your body doesn’t.

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You’ve done the therapy. The breathwork. You’ve made peace with your past. But your jaw still locks. Your gut still twists. You still flinch at a damn email.

You look calm. You lead well. But your system’s still holding its breath, like safety comes with a cost. Like letting go means something will break.

This isn’t mindset. This is your body still running the emergency code. Even when there’s nothing left to run from.

Let’s tell the truth no one else will.

You don’t need another mindset module or softly lit somatic reel.

You’ve done the therapy. You’ve sat in the ceremonies. You’ve processed what happened.

But your body’s till wired like peace is dangerous.Still clenches in stillness. Still tightens before good things. Still manages your life like something’s always about to go wrong.

This isn’t stress. It’s the survival code your system never got permission to shut off.

Calibrated as Fuck is where your body finally gets the message.

What’s actually running the show

It’s not just your nervous system.
It’s the old survival code your system defaulted to, still running in the background, even when your life looks “fine.”

  • You become the strong one, even when your system’s screaming for a break.

  • You quietly resent your partner’s pace… because part of you fears you’ve outgrown them.

  • You judge the ones who “don’t do the work”… then wonder why no one really sees you.

This isn’t personality, it’s pattern.

And it’s hijacking your peace, your relationships, your leadership, even your income.

This is where we drag it out of the shadows and recalibrate it at the source.

I won’t coddle your patterns.
I’ll expose the ones still running your life, and meet the part of you that’s ready to be done.

When your system finally gets the message.

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Week 2.


She stopped reaching for the scroll, the snack, the next thing.
Not because she forced herself to, but because her body didn’t need the escape anymore.
She didn’t numb.
She didn’t optimise.
She stayed.

And her system didn’t freak the fuck out.

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You carry it all. But your body’s over it.

You’ve moved through the hard shit.
You hold space. You hold others.
But your system’s still clenching underneath it all.


You say “I’m fine.”
But your jaw’s tight. Your gut’s off.
And your body’s clocking threats that aren’t even there.


You’ve named the patterns. You’ve done the processing.
But something’s still running the show.

This isn’t about more awareness.
It’s about shifting what awareness alone never could.

The Fractures You Can’t Leave Untreated

The Body. The Bank. The Voice. The Heart.
Where your nervous system is still running survival, and where it’s costing you the most.

  • This isn’t about “wellness.” This is about a body that’s performed regulated, while still wired for chaos underneath.

    • You call it anxiety, but it’s your system running background checks 24/7.

    • Sleep is broken. Rest feels foreign.

    • Your jaw hasn’t unclenched in 8 years.

    • You’re calm mentally, but your body’s clenched like it’s waiting.

    • Chronic tightness, constant “managing,” no peace, just productivity dressed up as healing.

    What you actually want:

    • A body that breathes before being told.

    • Rest without guilt. Safety without a checklist.

    • To stop micromanaging your own damn health.

    • To not feel the doom settle in every evening.

  • You don’t have a money mindset issue. You have a capacity issue.

    • Money comes in, but your body panics. So you spend fast.

    • You charge, then spiral. Launch, then freeze.

    • You say you want overflow, but your system still equates it with pressure, exposure, or loss

    • You say you want wealth, but your body only allows in what it feels safe holding.

    What you actually want:

    • To receive without tensing.

    • To raise your prices and feel clean.

    • To hold overflow without your nervous system trying to eject it.

    • To actually enjoy your success, instead of preparing to lose it

  • You teach authenticity. But your voice is still filtered through survival.

    • You edit your truth in real time to avoid backlash.

    • You speak clearly, but not fully.

    • You share online, then second-guess and delete.

    • You hold your breath when you hit publish.

    • Your truth is ready, but your body still thinks it’s dangerous.

    What you actually want:

    • To speak without flinching.

    • To stop managing other people’s reactions.

    • To share what’s real, not just what’s safe.

    • To lead without a filter or defence.

  • You help others feel safe. But your own heart still doesn’t trust ease.

    • You track micro-behaviours like a crime scene.

    • You want closeness, but never feel safe enough to fully receive it.

    • You read tone shifts like red flags.

    • You crave softness, but your system still equates it with danger or weakness.

    What you actually want:

    • To be loved, not just needed.

    • To let someone in without losing yourself.

    • To stop managing the whole emotional climate.

    • To receive love without earning it.

If your nervous system read this and whispered “finally”, that wasn’t coincidence. This is the work it’s been asking for.

WHAT THIS WORK REALLY DOES

You’ve heard the theory. Here’s what happens when the body finally gets the message.

These shifts were before I added Spinal Energetics into the mix. The precision’s only deepened since.

“I have noticed a very distinct change to anxiety and stress levels. I felt much calmer after the very first session actually, after working through those trapped emotions around feeling abandoned. I feel happier overall, less stressed, and calmer. That’s undeniable”

K. F. — Entrepreneur

“I came in pretty anxious, stressed, and overwhelmed. After just six sessions, every area of my life, emotional, mental, physical, and spiritual, had shifted. I’m not the same person. I finally feel free from my past.”

Hannah G. — Service-based business owner

Real, Tracked Results

  • Entrepreneur. High-functioning. Stressed as hell.
    6 sessions later, his system said something different:

    Metrics (10 = worst):
    → Stress: 8 → 1
    → Anxiety: 9 → 1

    Metrics (10 = best):
    → Personal growth: 5 → 9
    → Empowered: 3 → 9
    → Peaceful: 1 → 7
    → Emotional health: 5 → 8
    → Physical health: 2 → 9
    → Energy: 5 → 9

  • 6 sessions. From shutdown to sovereign.

    Metrics (10 = worst):
    → Stress: 10 → 3
    → Anxiety: 10 → 0

    Metrics (10 = best):
    → Empowered: 2 → 10
    → Peaceful: 0 → 5
    → Emotional health: 0 → 7
    → Physical health: 5 → 10
    → Confidence: 2 → 10
    → Sleep: 3 → 8
    → Energy: 2 → 10

This isn’t placebo.

It’s what happens when the body stops protecting and starts recalibrating.

This isn’t talk therapy

What’s included:

1 x Baseline Assessment & Spinal Energetics

We go in clear and direct from the start. Yes, we’ll clock what shaped things, but we’re tracking what your system’s still running, not rehashing what happened in 1998.

3 x Coaching, Shadow Integration & Progress Tracking

We track exactly what your system’s still holding, down to the setting. Then we pull the thread on the shadows running your reactions, relationships, and capacity to receive. No spirals. No guessing. Just precision.

4 x Timeline Work & Spinal Energetics

This is the core of my method.
With timeline work, we hit the original imprint and flip it, fast. No dragging. No drama. Just clean, sharp release.

3 x Spinal Energetics Sessions

Years of stored tension, gone, without needing to explain it. Your body leads. I track what wants to move. No performance. No story required..

Final Assessment & Spinal Energetics (Week 12)

Every shift is mapped. No guesswork. Just clear evidence of recalibration.

WhatsApp Access (Mon–Fri)

Because your nervous system doesn't run on a weekly schedule. Direct access when things shift.

Apply to recalibrate.

If your body whispered “this is it,” it wasn’t just curiosity. It was clarity.
This work isn’t for everyone, but if it’s for you, you already know.

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— K. F. — Entrepreneur

"Hollie imo, has a very unique gift when it comes to working with people to get to the root cause of these trapped emotions. I'm a highly rational male, and entered this with a fair bit of healthy scepticism.

I was quite surprised with what came up for me, and the ease at which Hollie was able to guide me through these journeys. She is good at what she does, and can tell she has a genuine passion for this. She's calm and understanding and having now experienced it all myself, I do truly recommend someone that is feeling drawn to this to give it a go.

You're in good hands with Hollie"

FAQs

  • 12 weeks. One session per week.
    We alternate between deep-dive 90s and focused 45s.

    Tuesdays or Wednesdays, between 9am–2pm AWST (Perth time).
    If that works for your rhythm, we’re good to go.

  • No journaling. No busywork.
    The shift happens in session.
    If something moves between calls, you've got WhatsApp.


    This is recalibration, not more to manage.

  • This isn’t talk therapy where you loop the same story.
    We’re not over-analysing or spiralling through your past.

    We track exactly where your system locked down, and release it.
    No over-explaining. Just precise, body-led recalibration that actually sticks.

  • Only if your system brings it up. We’re not digging. We’re tracking. What’s live in your body now is where the work is.

  • Most clients feel a shift by Session 2.
    This isn’t a slow burn, it’s recalibration.
    Every session builds traction. And your system knows the way.

  • I’m flexible, not casual.
    Reschedules happen. But consistency matters.
    If 12 weeks feels too much right now, it’s probably not your season.

  • Yep. Zoom sessions only.
    As long as you can meet Tues or Wed, 9am–2pm AWST (Perth), you’re in.

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You've done the inner work

You’ve processed the past. You’ve named the patterns. You’ve cleared what you could with awareness alone.

This is where your mind stops managing, and your body finally recalibrates.

If your system’s whispering “this is it”… that’s not a fluke.
That’s the signal it’s time.

Want proof this work actually lands?

Start with the Body Truth Test, a 33-minute masterclass that exposes what your body’s still running underneath all the work you’ve done.

Not theory. Not another mindset tool.
Just a live recalibration moment that shows you exactly why the symptoms never fully left.

→ Your mind moved on.
→ Your body didn’t.


This will explain why, and show you what to do about it.

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