What's Still Running You Masterclass
A 45-minute forensic masterclass for the high-functioning legends whose systems never stood down.
You’ve done the therapy. The breathwork. The coaching. The mindset work.
But your body still feels anxious AF.
Still reaches for sugar, alcohol, phone scrolling, vaping, or online shopping just to regulate.
Still hits 7pm and the anxiousness ramps up like clockwork.
You’re fidgety when it’s finally still.
You overspend when you’re on edge.
You clench your jaw. Your sleep is shithouse.
Not because you’re not trying everything to sort it.
It’s because your mind moved on, but your body never did.
This isn’t confusion. It’s a cold case.
And we’re about to reopen it.
👣 Live Nervous System Test
Not a quiz. A body-led forensic read of what your system still says isn’t safe, no matter how self-aware you are.
🧠 The Real Why
Why you reach for your phone, card, wine, vape or ex every time stillness hits, and what your body’s actually trying to regulate.
🧬 Evidence, Not Emotion
This isn’t about processing your past. It’s about exposing what never got closed.
The signs, the patterns, the reflexes. Not mindset. Not trauma porn. Just real-time intel your body’s been carrying.
🔍 Drawn From Real Policing
Built from years in policing, studying human behaviour and decoding scenes, now applied to the one case no one could solve: yours.
This is the only nervous system recalibration that doesn’t insult your intelligence.
And it’s only $27.
Click Buy. Crack your own case.
A 45-minute forensic masterclass for the high-functioning legends whose systems never stood down.
You’ve done the therapy. The breathwork. The coaching. The mindset work.
But your body still feels anxious AF.
Still reaches for sugar, alcohol, phone scrolling, vaping, or online shopping just to regulate.
Still hits 7pm and the anxiousness ramps up like clockwork.
You’re fidgety when it’s finally still.
You overspend when you’re on edge.
You clench your jaw. Your sleep is shithouse.
Not because you’re not trying everything to sort it.
It’s because your mind moved on, but your body never did.
This isn’t confusion. It’s a cold case.
And we’re about to reopen it.
👣 Live Nervous System Test
Not a quiz. A body-led forensic read of what your system still says isn’t safe, no matter how self-aware you are.
🧠 The Real Why
Why you reach for your phone, card, wine, vape or ex every time stillness hits, and what your body’s actually trying to regulate.
🧬 Evidence, Not Emotion
This isn’t about processing your past. It’s about exposing what never got closed.
The signs, the patterns, the reflexes. Not mindset. Not trauma porn. Just real-time intel your body’s been carrying.
🔍 Drawn From Real Policing
Built from years in policing, studying human behaviour and decoding scenes, now applied to the one case no one could solve: yours.
This is the only nervous system recalibration that doesn’t insult your intelligence.
And it’s only $27.
Click Buy. Crack your own case.
A 45-minute forensic masterclass for the high-functioning legends whose systems never stood down.
You’ve done the therapy. The breathwork. The coaching. The mindset work.
But your body still feels anxious AF.
Still reaches for sugar, alcohol, phone scrolling, vaping, or online shopping just to regulate.
Still hits 7pm and the anxiousness ramps up like clockwork.
You’re fidgety when it’s finally still.
You overspend when you’re on edge.
You clench your jaw. Your sleep is shithouse.
Not because you’re not trying everything to sort it.
It’s because your mind moved on, but your body never did.
This isn’t confusion. It’s a cold case.
And we’re about to reopen it.
👣 Live Nervous System Test
Not a quiz. A body-led forensic read of what your system still says isn’t safe, no matter how self-aware you are.
🧠 The Real Why
Why you reach for your phone, card, wine, vape or ex every time stillness hits, and what your body’s actually trying to regulate.
🧬 Evidence, Not Emotion
This isn’t about processing your past. It’s about exposing what never got closed.
The signs, the patterns, the reflexes. Not mindset. Not trauma porn. Just real-time intel your body’s been carrying.
🔍 Drawn From Real Policing
Built from years in policing, studying human behaviour and decoding scenes, now applied to the one case no one could solve: yours.
This is the only nervous system recalibration that doesn’t insult your intelligence.
And it’s only $27.
Click Buy. Crack your own case.