You've done the work, but your body never got the message.

CALIBRATED

AS FUCK

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A precision-based 12-week 1:1 for the ones who think deeply, feel everything, and have done the inner work, yet your nervous system still acts like you need protecting.

You've processed it all. This is the missing piece

You understand your patterns. You know your triggers. You've processed your past.

You understand your patterns. You know your triggers. You've processed your past.

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You've done the therapy, the breathwork, the shadow work. You understand why you react the way you do. You're emotionally intelligent, self-aware, and grounded.

So why does your body still feel like it's waiting for the other shoe to drop?

Why do you get nervous and anxious when your phone rings unexpectedly? Why do you feel restless when nothing's actually happening? Why do you feel on edge even when you're supposed to be relaxing?

You look calm on the outside, but your nervous system's still running a program from when everything felt overwhelming.

Here’s what no one’s had the precision to say:

It's not your mindset. Not your boundaries. Not another tool you need to master. You've done the talking. You've done the processing. You've done the understanding.

And your body's still tense.

Your nervous system is still scanning the room like someone's about to hurt you. Still holding tension like it's protecting you from something that's not actually there anymore.

Lying awake with your mind racing? Feeling anxious when nothing's technically wrong? That's not "just stress."

That's your system running on a setting from when survival was the only option.

Calibrated as Fuck isn't therapy. It's not mindset work. It's nervous system recalibration at the level where change actually sticks.

You don't need to understand why you're wired this way. You just need your body to finally believe it's safe to let go.

This is what recalibration looks like

Two weeks in, and her body is remembering it can actually sit with feelings without reaching for distractions or numbing behaviours. This is what happens when your nervous system finally gets the message that the inner work you've done can actually stick. No more managing yourself through every quiet moment, just being able to be present with whatever comes up.

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Is this you?

You think deeply about everything. You feel it all, even when you don't show it. You've moved through real things; maybe divorce, loss, grief, childhood pain, miscarriage, identity shifts, and you're not looking to wear your pain as a badge.

You've done the work to understand yourself. You're self-responsible, emotionally intelligent, and capable of holding space for others. But your nervous system won't let you fully breathe.

You're the one people lean on when everything falls apart. The grounded one. The steady one. But no one sees how overstimulated you actually are underneath it all.

You carry it well. But you weren't meant to carry it forever.

People see you as the rock, but the moment someone offers to help you, your nervous system screams 'danger' and you automatically deflect with 'I'm fine.'

Your mind moved on from what happened, but your body's still living like it's now.

This isn't about doing more.
It's about finally dealing with what no amount of understanding has been able to shift.

These are the shifts you can expect

    • Sleep through the night without waking up at 3am with your heart racing like you just sprinted away from danger

    • Your jaw unclenches for the first time in years, no more TMJ, no more headaches from grinding your teeth in your sleep

    • Stop reaching for your phone, vape, wine, or credit card the moment you feel restless, you can sit with the discomfort without needing to numb it or buy your way out of it

    • Take a full breath that reaches your belly instead of that shallow chest breathing you do when you're trying to "stay calm"

    • Stop opening Amazon at 11 pm when you can't sleep, buying things you don't need, because spending feels like you’re doing something with the restless energy

    • Make big decisions without that sick feeling in your stomach that whispers "what if this is wrong" until you second-guess yourself into paralysis

    • Actually enjoy the money you've earned instead of hoarding it like it's going to disappear the moment you relax your grip

    • Rest on weekends without feeling guilty that you're "wasting time" or should be productive, your nervous system finally believes downtime is safe

    • Trust your gut about investments, purchases, and opportunities without needing three second opinions and a pros-and-cons list

    • Speak up in meetings without your heart hammering or that internal voice screaming "they're going to think you're stupid"

    • Share what you actually think on social media instead of crafting posts that won't offend anyone, then deleting them anyway

    • Stop mid-sentence editing yourself when you realise you might sound "too much", your authentic thoughts get to exist unfiltered

    • Ask for what you need without that nauseous feeling that you're being "high maintenance" or asking for too much

    • Say no to plans without a three-paragraph explanation of why you can't make it, a simple "no" stands on its own

    • Show up to dinner with friends without mentally rehearsing conversations or scanning their faces for signs they're annoyed with you

    • Listen to your partner talk about their day without half your brain planning what you're going to say next or how to fix their problems

    • Be physically intimate without your mind cataloguing everything you should be doing differently or worrying about how you look

    • Let someone help you move, watch your kids, or bring you soup when you're sick without the immediate reflex to say "I'm fine, I've got it"

    • Receive a compliment without deflecting it or immediately complimenting them back to balance the scales

CLIENT RESULTS

Real systems. Real data.

And these were before adding Spinal Energetics into the mix…

“I have noticed a very distinct change to anxiety and stress levels. I felt much calmer after the very first session actually, after working through those trapped emotions around feeling abandoned. I feel happier overall, less stressed, and calmer. That’s undeniable”

K. F. — Entrepreneur

“I came in pretty anxious, stressed, and overwhelmed. After just six sessions, every area of my life, emotional, mental, physical, and spiritual, had shifted. I’m not the same person. I finally feel free from my past.”

Hannah G. — Service-based business owner

Real, Tracked Results

  • 1st session → 6th session

    Metrics where 10 = worst:

    • Stressed:       8/10       → 1/10

    • Anxious:        9/10       → 1/10

    1st session → 6th session

    Metrics where 10 = best:

    • Personal growth: 5/10      → 9/10

    • Empowered:      3/10       → 9/10

    • Peaceful:       1/10       → 7/10

    • Emotional health: 5/10     → 8/10

    • Physical health: 2/10      → 9/10

    • Energy:         5/10       → 9/10

  • Metrics where 10 = worst:

    1st session → 6th session

    • Stress:         10/10      → 3/10

    • Anxiety:        10/10      → 0/10

    Metrics where 10 = best:

    1st session → 6th session

    • Empowered:      2/10       → 10/10

    • Peaceful:       0/10       → 5/10

    • Emotional Health: 0/10     → 7/10

    • Physical Health: 5/10      → 10/10

    • Confidence:     2/10       → 10/10

    • Sleep:          3/10       → 8/10

    • Energy:         2/10       → 10/10

This isn’t talk therapy

What’s included:

1 x Deep Dive Hybrid Session

We go in straight away, clear, direct.Yes, we’ll look at what’s shaped things (no spirals), but we’re tracking what your system’s still running, not rehashing what happened in 1998.

3 x Precision Mapping & Integration Sessions

We track exactly what your system’s still holding, down to the setting. No guesswork. Just clear identification of the loop that needs to go.

4 x Recalibration Sessions

This is the core of my method.
With timeline work, we hit the original imprint and flip it, fast. No dragging. No drama. Just clean, sharp release.

3 x Spinal Energetics Sessions

Years of stored tension, released without needing to explain it. Your body leads. I track what wants to move. No performance. No story required.

Full System Tracking + Final Data (Week 12)

Every shift is mapped. No guesswork. Just clear evidence of recalibration.

WhatsApp Access (Mon–Fri)

Because your nervous system doesn't run on a weekly schedule. Direct access when things shift.

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No spiritual fluff. no "just trust the process" bullshit.

This is surgical precision for nervous systems that are done running on survival settings.

Investment: $2,997 AUD

By Application Only

This isn't group coaching with breakout rooms and breathing exercises.
It's 12 weeks of precise, 1:1 nervous system recalibration for the ones who've done the inner work and are ready for their bodies to catch up.

You're self-led. You think deeply. You've cleared the surface.
Now it's time to recalibrate the foundation.

** Pay in Bitcoin, get 10% off.

— K. F. — Entrepreneur

"Hollie imo, has a very unique gift when it comes to working with people to get to the root cause of these trapped emotions. I'm a highly rational male, and entered this with a fair bit of healthy scepticism.

I was quite surprised with what came up for me, and the ease at which Hollie was able to guide me through these journeys. She is good at what she does, and can tell she has a genuine passion for this. She's calm and understanding and having now experienced it all myself, I do truly recommend someone that is feeling drawn to this to give it a go.

You're in good hands with Hollie"

FAQs

  • 12 weeks. One session a week.
    We alternate between deep-dive 90s and focused 45s.
    Tuesdays or Wednesdays, 9am–2pm AWST (Perth).
    This is rhythm-based recalibration. If this works for your season, we're good to go.

  • No journaling. No busywork.
    The shifts happen in session.
    If something moves between calls, you've got WhatsApp access.
    But I'm not adding more to your already full life.

  • This isn't talk therapy where you circle the same stories.
    And it's not coaching with action plans and performance pressure.

    We don't rehash every detail of your past. We go straight to where your system locked down, feel it, release it.

    This is body-led recalibration, not mental analysis. You'll know it because you'll feel it.

  • Only if your system brings it up.
    We don't dig for drama. We track what's live in your body now.
    This is precision work. Fast. Clean. Rooted in present-moment sensation.

  • Most clients feel a shift by Session 2.
    Every session builds on the last. This isn't a slow burn.
    It's real, fast, embodied recalibration.

  • I’m flexible, but not casual.
    Occasional reschedules are fine.
    But if you're not ready to commit to the full 12 weeks, this isn't your season for the work.

  • Yes. All sessions are on Zoom.
    As long as you can meet on Tuesday or Wednesday, 9am–2pm AWST (Perth), we're golden.

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You've done the inner work

You've processed the past. You understand your patterns. You've cleared what you could through awareness alone.

This is where you stop managing your nervous system, and finally recalibrate the foundation that's been running the show.

If your body's responding to this with a quiet "this is it," that's not coincidence. That's your system recognising what it's actually been asking for.

This is the work it's been waiting for, and you're exactly who it was built for.